Tuesday, December 23, 2008

the good, the bad, and the ugly.

things that happened to shannon last week:
1. her company went out of business.
2. she got laid off.
3. her sister turned 21!
4. she went to hollywood for the weekend.
5. she scored a 123 in crunk bowling!
6. two random girls asked to be friends with her, because she obviously rules.
7. she went clubbing with her sibs.
8. she got to drive her brother's really really fast car!
9. she got a personal serenade by some kick ass musicians!
10. oh yeah, and she's no loner friends with trista milanovich...

true story.

Friday, December 12, 2008

shannon hill's top ten vids of '08:

10. the bitch documentaries.
*featuring trista milanovich, shannon hill, and "drally" somewhere in the background.



8. mastercard "we want the funk" commercial.
*featuring shan's favorite commercial of all time.



7. premonition trailor "melanie and nick style"
*featuring my brother's girlfriend molly, made by some crazy days of our lives fan.



6. & 5. "drunk history" volumes 1 & 2.
*featuring micheal cera, clark duke, and jack black all acting out different history stories being re-told by a drunk narrarator's perspective.




4. a fan-made beaver montage.
*featuring a ton of scenes with my brother (as the beaver in greek), put together by some crazy polish fan with too much time on his hands.



3. clark and micheal's "live linxxx dating tape"
*featuring a 20-year-old clark duke and a 17-year-old micheal cera (aka the love of my life) making a online dating mockumentary.



2. the twilight movie trailor.
*featuring rob pattinson (and a few other people that don't really matter right?), because he is just too damn hot. geez.




ANDDDDDD THE NUMBER ONE SPOT GOES TO................

1. drinking out of cups.
*featuring the audio of an east coast druggie tripping on acid in a closet by himself, and an animated lizard to interpret his incoherent speech.